The Mississippi mud flap. The neck blanket. The Kentucky waterfall. The Camaro cut. It’s business up front and a party in the back. It’s the mullet, and it’s here to stay people. In fact, the Iowa State Fair just wrapped up their Mullet Contest, judged by the fine folks from the Iowa School of Beauty. Competing were one dwarf, three toddlers (child abuse, if you ask us), one man in a kilt, a guy named Flash and several Des Moines natives of no particular interest other than their hair. The worst thing about the Des Moines Register article reporting the contest: no pictures. Seriously. Luckily, you can get your fix at ratemymullet.com. (See, we CAN blog about something other than Pahappahooey Island — now available at a Walmart near you).
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